“I don’t know, therefore Aliens.”
Ladies and gentlemen, believe it or not but this man is single.
what type of music do chiropractors listen to
hip-pop
sounds like urine trouble now
They better be careful, or they’ll be sent to a Renal colony.
i wrote a poem
whoa
I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
AU where jade’s never seen a butterfly because her grandpa blew up every single fucking one he saw
Daniel Radcliffe on shooting a gay sex scene in Kill Your Darlings
Praying for an end to abortion.
You do understand the difference between consent and non-consent, correct? Planned Parenthood offers abortions to those who want them, they don’t secretly switch their girlfriend’s Amoxicillin with Cytotec and take away their choice to carry a pregnancy.
Do you really not understand the differences in circumstances here?
All you need in life is food, water, and a family that makes sure you don’t accidentally feel good for an entire day.
holy shit shut UP
